Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
tellmeallyoursexrets: <3
<3
bragi-god-of-bullshit: kirstenkupcake: songofthestarwhale: no...
sometimes the most innocent of children, have answers for the most complicated of questions.Literally crying right now
"Someday, someone is going to look at you like you're the best thing in the world."
"Someday, someone is going to look at you like you're the best thing in the world."- (via comforting)
thestoryofkatt: Yes sir
Yes sir
foreversamalwaysdance: bullshit394: thernediocregatsby: darkfa...
Fill your heart with secrets but the only way to read them is if you break your heart.
i will forever reblog this
i need me one of these.
OMG I WANT ONE
i think every couple should get one and fill it with the little things they love about each other. and then if they're fighting throw it at a wall and read all the little things that come out and hopefully that will remind them to love again.
asdfghjkl reblogging for that ^
holy fucking shit the comment above^^^ :')
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kiefharing: lets take a minute to talk about how fucking badass...
lets take a minute to talk about how fucking badass my little cousin is?
I was doing face painting at my niece's third birthday party today, and my 9/10 year old cousin tyler was there. (he's the awesome dude with a butterfly on his face)
Now let me start off by saying, tyler isn't a particularly feminine or "girly" boy. He plays sports and such, but also happily attends his older sister's dance recitals. Long explaination short… at nine or ten (idk)
He already understands that things, and hobbies, and colors, and interests are not split up between boys are girls.
when he came up and I asked him what he wanted he chuckled a bit but very clear and confidently said he wanted the butterfly. he wanted the pink butterfly.
he got a little shit from some family who would see his face, laugh, smile, and say "hey Ty, aren't butterflies for girls?"
he would just respond with "they are a part of nature… nature isn't just for girls"
and that was that.
I fucking love my little cousin.
edelig:
CLAMBULANCE: You're Not Cute. Have More Orgasms. "The 10 Things Women Need to Realize In 2013." (Written by a Man.)
CLAMBULANCE: You're Not Cute. Have More Orgasms. "The 10 Things Women Need to Realize In 2013." (Written by a Man.):So I recently came across this website, Elite Daily. It calls itself "The Voice of Generation-Y."
The link I stumbled on was to an article titled "The 10 Things Women Need to Realize in 2013." OK. Let's check this out…
OH, BOY. What the fuck is this? The first photo attached to the article should have tipped me off, but I was too focused on the name of the author…
That's right. EDDIE CUFFIN. A dude is about to lecture women on what they should "realize" in 2013. But, not just any dude. It's says right there in his bio: "THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE OFFICE."
Let's take a look at a few of these "things"…
"Ladies, realize that in 2013, you are not cute."
"Back to to the kitchen women and make me a sandwich."
Well, shit. Thank you GUY for explaining this stuff to women! I mean, one of the points in this article was about getting men to "eat out your 'box.'" And all that along with the objectifying pics? What would a girl living in the 1950s…err…2013 do without this article?!
But, don't worry! Eddie Cuffin has got more for all of you seeking his advice. Gems such as…
"The 21 Signs She's Expired."
That's right, girls. If you are over the age of 19 and 1/2, hang up the boots and please deposit yourself in the closest trash bin.
Misogynistic, transphobic AND he hates Mila Kunis! Eddie Cuffin is a catch!
What a gentleman.
But, don't worry! Eddie Cuffin won't leave you hanging now that you know your girlfriend is "expired" like the cold cuts sitting in the back of your fridge…
Eddie Cuffin's gonna let you know how to cheat on her with "15 Steps to Successfully Cheat on Your Girlfriend!" Eddie says women are like chicken (expired chicken?) and stale bread! The man who wants to empower women in 2013 with cooking lessons and orgasms would also like them to know that their value depreciates over time (because women are nothing but a commodity, duh!). GIRLS, "you're getting older and not getting any tighter" and by not stopping time you "compel" men to cheat! IT'S YOUR FAULT, LADIES…
"15 Easy Steps to Managing Your Mistress." Fellas! Your pal Eddie's got you covered here too! Because it's 2013 (Eddie's got a real infatuation for 2013) and as it says right there above…It's that time in your life, and not just yours, everyman's life where he "GROW A SACK AND GET A MISTRESS."
"Women lie a lot." You hear that men? Women are EVIL LIARS. Why can't they just be truthful while you lie and cheat on them?! GIRLS ARE THE WORST.
But, what if you fell for the evil voodoo women and she went ahead on her very own and decided to get pregnant (THE NERVE)? Don't worry, Eddie Cuffin's got you covered here too!
"Many poor men." If only they had Eddie Cuffin's brilliant mind and knew the "20 East Steps to Raising a Whore" so they could do the exact opposite!
Steps like…
Letting her get involved in fun activities like cheerleading and gymnastics! Only WHORES play sports!
Telling her she can't date a black man! Because we all know women will go out and do the exact opposite! AND ONLY WHORES DATE BLACK MEN. (Eddie Cuffin: misogynistic, transphobic, and now racist too!)
Put her on birth control at 13! Because we all know girls don't have sex UNLESS they are on birth control. No birth control, no sex, and there's like no teen moms in 2013…the Voice of Generation-Y, people!
In case these listicles full of amazing advice weren't enough for ya, Eddie's got a Twitter account too! 140 characters of pure wisdom!
Eddie Cuffin of Elite Daily, folks! The Voice of Generation Y (Don't Girls Like Me, I Am So Alone).
TH IS GU Y„,.. , …………..
wow…this motherfucker gets a writing job but i can't. fuck. fucking fuck.
I bet this guy is one of those guys that say they're amazing at sex, but think your clit is in the vagina and when it comes to sex just pounds away for 30 seconds like a jackhammer and has that horrible O-face that looks like he just ate something sour while doing Lamaze.
THAT COMMENT.
THAT IS MY EX.
OH GOD.
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The Best April Fools' Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)
Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.
So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn't still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?
My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.
Letters were posted. All was well.
Until this happened…
What the-?
This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
itsallprimal: Scream, squirm, squeeze, for nothing will stop me...
Scream, squirm, squeeze, for nothing will stop me from forcing your cunt to squirt its precious fluids all over the floor.
xfringles: festusstolethetardis: If there is ever a female doctor, I have only one request. I want...
If there is ever a female doctor, I have only one request.
I want her to find her new outfit, and then go to put her sonic in her jacket. And then, the sonic falls to the floor. And she looks down, and realizes she has no jacket pockets.
So then every episode her sonic moves. Like one day it's in her hair, and then her belt, and then tucked into her shirt, and she just constantly complains about the lack of pockets.
^this
eroticwitch: Photography By Roman Smirnov
Photography By Roman Smirnov
Did… did you turn him off and then back on again?
Did… did you turn him off and then back on again?
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halcyon-obsessions: I've just seen and heard so much hatred....
I've just seen and heard so much hatred. I've been called garbage, I've been called the death of fucking good music, trash, stupid, pointless and disposable. I don't understand. I'm just trying to make people happy. And it's such positive, fun music. Like, why are people so angry?
This bitch right here.
Holy mother of god.
Have people HEARD her song Wonderland? Or Love Into The Light? She has the voice of a fucking ANGEL.
Oh yeah, she also has an IQ over 140. She's a certified genius with SAT scores over 1400, and she took college level Cold War History courses "for fun". FOR. FUCKING. FUN.
She knows how to write songs about having a good time while not completely losing her identity as a respectable artist. Sometimes, I need a break from my deep and brooding sad shit to listen to some care-free positive and crazy songs, and that's what Ke$ha is for.
You keep rocking your shit, Ke$ha. \O/
fevra: have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think...
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else
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